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The Terrormedixxx are usually identified by their similarity to medical personnel in blue. However, upon closer inspection spectators will find that they actually resemble psychotic candy-stripers. Applying first-aid is the last thing on their minds as they terrorize the flat track administering their medicine* to opponents they encounter. *warning "medicine" may cause side effects such as falling down syndrome and broken face disease. |
#5'11 Isla EatyobabiesFavorite Position: Pivot Favorite Moment In Roller Derby: playing on a pick up team with Atom Matrix Favorite Quote: "you look like a holocaust victim in pageant makeup.... I will eat your babies Bitch!" Something Every Fan Should Know About Me: I have not eaten one single baby!
#828 Zonan the BarbarianFavorite Position: B3, I was really tempted to put something dirty here. Favorite Moment In Roller Derby: When I got merby dick's autograph Favorite Quote: Strangers are exciting, their mystery never ends. but there is nothing like looking at your own history in the faces of your friends. Something Every Fan Should Know About Me: .00 Buck is my hero
#8 Mutch MayhemFavorite Position: Jammer Favorite Moment In Roller Derby: Everything about skating in my first adult roller derby bout Favorite Quote: "Get down lower! Like you're peeing in the woods!" Something Every Fan Should Know About Me: My derby number is actually a sideways infinity symbol.
#100 Toucan SlamFavorite Position: Jammer, B3 Favorite Moment In Roller Derby: Every time I get lead jammer! Favorite Quote: "Hard work spotlights the character of people. Some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all" Something Every Fan Should Know About Me: I got my first pair of Riedell skates when I was 18 months old.
#"33" Bonnie BeatdownFavorite Position: Any blocker position. Favorite Moment In Roller Derby: All of them have been my favorite. Favorite Quote: "If the good lord had intended us to walk, he wouldn't have invented roller skates" --Willy Wonka Something Every Fan Should Know About Me: I am a 80's big hair metal rocker.
#69 Mia LIL CrazeeFavorite Position: Any blocking position Favorite Moment In Roller Derby: When I jumped the Apex for the first time at practice..hee hee..not only did I do it, it was who was blocking me.. Favorite Quote: my two favorite and most descriptively true roller derby quotes are "roller derby saved my soul" and "roller derby ruined my life." Something Every Fan Should Know About Me: I am major Sports Fan.. I love ESPN…
#99 Asonya FaceFavorite Position: Utility, love them all Favorite Moment In Roller Derby: June 12th, 2010 when my wifey proposed :) Favorite Quote: "Don't skate til you're tired, or til you are sore. Skate until you F***ing puke"-myself Something Every Fan Should Know About Me: I love those who put true effort and passion into what they do and keep positive attitudes. If you don't give up on yourself, I will never give up on you as well. I am the trainer of our freshmeat skaters and if you are interested in skating you should pay me a visit Sunday evenings 9pm-11pm @ Bremerton Skateland. #602 I Shove Lucy Favorite Position: Any blocker position Favorite Moment In Roller Derby: That “a-ha!” moment when everything just clicked into place for me and I realized there was a competitive little athlete hiding deep down inside all this time… And she’s out for blood! Favorite Quote: What the french. Something Every Fan Should Know About Me: I’m a born-again video game nerd, a horror movie junkie and addicted to cupcakes.
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