There are times when the two league teams put their differences aside to kick ass outside of Kitsap County in WFTDA sanctioned bouts. When that is the case they send the Saints of Slaughter. The Saints are the finest in derby girl technology and they travel the countryside representing truth, justice, and a punch in the face.
#5'11 Isla EatyobabiesFavorite Position: Pivot
Favorite Moment In Roller Derby: playing on a pick up team with Atom Matrix
Favorite Quote: "you look like a holocaust victim in pageant makeup....
I will eat your babies Bitch!"
Something Every Fan Should Know About Me: I have not eaten one single baby!
#828 Zonan the BarbarianFavorite Position: B3, I was really tempted to put something dirty here.
Favorite Moment In Roller Derby: When I got merby dick's autograph
Favorite Quote: Strangers are exciting, their mystery never ends. but there is nothing like looking at your own history in the faces of your friends.
Something Every Fan Should Know About Me: .00 Buck is my hero
#222 Scuttlebut Jibber JabberFavorite Position: B3, on the outside
Favorite Moment In Roller Derby: When I started to become an effective blocker. The rush you get from blocking the other team's jammer is something that I can't really describe. Working with my teammates to bring her down is the greatest feeling in the world. Oh, and also listening to her pant heavily and scream "Help me!!!!" To her teammates..then you hit her again..Muahahahahahaha!!!
Favorite Quote: "Well played, sir"
Something Every Fan Should Know About Me: I love to eat...eat eat eat. Food is wonderful..and WINE! I also get easily offended if someone asks me "If roller derby is fake". It makes me want to punch you in the face.
#8 Mutch MayhemFavorite Position: Jammer
Favorite Moment In Roller Derby: Everything about skating in my first adult roller derby bout
Favorite Quote: "Get down lower! Like you're peeing in the woods!"
Something Every Fan Should Know About Me: My derby number is actually a sideways infinity symbol.
#100 Toucan SlamFavorite Position: Jammer, B3
Favorite Moment In Roller Derby: Every time I get lead jammer!
Favorite Quote: "Hard work spotlights the character of people. Some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all"
Something Every Fan Should Know About Me: I got my first pair of Riedell skates when I was 18 months old.
#"33" Bonnie BeatdownFavorite Position: Any blocker position.
Favorite Moment In Roller Derby: All of them have been my favorite.
Favorite Quote: "If the good lord had intended us to walk, he wouldn't have invented roller skates" --Willy Wonka
Something Every Fan Should Know About Me: I am a 80's big hair metal rocker.
#99 Asonya FaceFavorite Position: Utility, love them all
Favorite Moment In Roller Derby: June 12th, 2010 when my wifey proposed :)
Favorite Quote: "Don't skate til you're tired, or til you are sore. Skate until you F***ing puke"-myself
Something Every Fan Should Know About Me: I love those who put true effort and passion into what they do and keep positive attitudes. If you don't give up on yourself, I will never give up on you as well. I am the trainer of our freshmeat skaters and if you are interested in skating you should pay me a visit Sunday evenings 9pm-11pm @ Bremerton Skateland.
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