The Death Rattle Rollers can be recognized by their black uniforms and voodoo style. Usually found sporting their death rattles, which are suspected to contain opponents teeth, these girls are always looking for their next trophy. Although they are great skaters it's their proficiency at casting derby hexes such as the dreaded "Curse of the Fishnet Burn" that really sets them apart from other derby teams.
#222 Scuttlebut Jibber JabberFavorite Position: B3, on the outside
Favorite Moment In Roller Derby: When I started to become an effective blocker. The rush you get from blocking the other team's jammer is something that I can't really describe. Working with my teammates to bring her down is the greatest feeling in the world. Oh, and also listening to her pant heavily and scream "Help me!!!!" To her teammates..then you hit her again..Muahahahahahaha!!!
Favorite Quote: "Well played, sir"
Something Every Fan Should Know About Me: I love to eat...eat eat eat. Food is wonderful..and WINE! I also get easily offended if someone asks me "If roller derby is fake". It makes me want to punch you in the face.
#1138 Darth MaulherFavorite Position: Any blocker position
Favorite Moment In Roller Derby: Winning, those are always the best moments.
Favorite Quote: "I find your lack of skates disturbing"
Something Every Fan Should Know About Me: I have been a professional tattoo artist for 10 years and work at American Beauty Tattoo in Bellevue WA. I started skating with SCRV soon after it's formation in 2006. I am married and have two sons. Roller derby, tattoos and my family are my life.
#269 Manglyn MonroeFavorite Position: Seems personal but... I pretty much love taking out the other team's players. Put me anywhere, but dont make me jam!
Favorite Moment In Roller Derby: Man, it would have to be the time our jammer was coming around the inside and the opposing teams blocker was about to nail her coming from the outside and I couldnt get there fast enoigh to block her so I yelled "hey" loudly and the blocker turned to look and our jammer went on past. It was beautiful.
Favorite Quote: "You're killing me smalls" - The Sandlot
Something Every Fan Should Know About Me: Amy is nice, Manglyn is mean, Lady Blah Blah is a hussy.
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